I did not have sexual relations with that long schlong!
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altphoto@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here’s the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I’m the only person in the world that Bill’s big rock hard shlong has not been into.
apex32@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:
x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/679506175239532545
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Oh, sure, they say Schlonged on Meet The Press all the time.
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Omfg amazing. He’s the worst but he’s probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.
altphoto@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
Hilarious!