“We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…animated show!”
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Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 4 months ago
All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up??? Especially when you were already doing it.
And not to mention…
“Hey guys, what can we make that people really want?”
“I hear people all the time over the last decade asking for a new Splinter Cell game.”
“Yeah, ok, Brad. We’ll call that plan B… Every year with this asshole. Does anyone have any REAL ideas???”
Because fuck gamers, right, Ubi? Expedition 33 showed the world what current games makers can do when pricks in suits arent around to muddy the waters. The quicker UBI folds, and all that talent leaves to make something that they actually want to make the better.
carlossurf@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Nah fuck that if they make a new splinter cell game it would end up being open world with a cosmetic store
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 months ago
To be fair, they are too big.
They just have too many employees and costs. The way they’re organized, they’re stuck with gigantic budget, milquetoast, broad appeal games just to attempt sales they need to break even, with all the inefficiency that comes at that team size… unless they fire a ton of people and split up the rest.
My observation over the past decade is that “medium size” is the game dev sweet spot. Think Coffee Stain, Obsidian, and so on.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up???
By treating their paying customers like worthless trash/criminals/scum/pirates/etc. Which is what Ubisoft has spent the past 10 years doing.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They are also hellbent on infecting everything they touch with Denuvo malware. I haven’t bought anything of theirs in years for that reason alone.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Oh wow you anger much less easily.
I started boycotting when they started forcing uPlay even in Steam games.
Krudler@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I have a lifetime boycott of all things Ubisoft for this very reason. I bought game after game after game from the late 90’s until early 2000’s. 100% of them were legal purchases and with the CD in the drive… "please insert CD " error
Then I became the lead developer for gameloft.com and saw how completely incompetent the French leadership of the company is. Absolute morons to the highest levels.
Never another penny shall be conveyed to Ubi from my holdings.
omarfw@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Not only that but E33 showed people what ex-ubisoft devs could do when you actually let them be creative.