Comment on Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.
I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
You’re like the giving tree!
Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
Two of your own toes or owl toes?
Just some random toes I had laying around.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
You’re like the giving tree!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 hours ago
Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Two of your own toes or owl toes?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 hours ago
Just some random toes I had laying around.