Comment on Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re like the giving tree!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!

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      • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Two of your own toes or owl toes?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time

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