Attempting to channel the style of @PugJesus\@piefed.social with this explanation
It worked since I only realised it wasn't PugJesus when I got this far into your message lol
Comment on I wonder what the Hapsburgs would have thought about pugs
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Explanation: the Hapsburgs were a powerful historical dynasty, mostly known nowadays for serving as a warning about the dangers of inbreeding. They became known for their deformities, chiefly the Hapsburg jaw.
Pugs are a popular breed of dog that have been deliberately bred to have severe facial deformities. They are usually considered cute despite the many health complications their nonexistent jaw causes, such as difficulty with basic tasks like eating and breathing.
(Attempting to channel the style of !PugJesus@piefed.social, as is only proper for a post discussing both history and pugs!)
Attempting to channel the style of @PugJesus\@piefed.social with this explanation
It worked since I only realised it wasn't PugJesus when I got this far into your message lol
PugJesus@piefed.social 17 hours ago
[approving inexplicable pug noise in defiance of the basic dictates of natural selection, lung functioning, and God himself]