What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 months ago
“you jerk with your left hand” wow, so embarassing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
einlander@lemmy.world 4 months ago
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 months ago
[deleted]Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!
Linearity@infosec.pub 4 months ago
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Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Based on that neck, I’d say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.