Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And then after you’re done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And then after you’re done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What the fuck did I just read…
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wow… I’ve lived such a sheltered life with continent partners…
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
age old question to throw the sheets away or to risk a surprise next time you put clothes on
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If a wedding ring draws the ladies, just try to imagine what the scent of a competitive female’s scat must do. It’s basic math?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Did I stutter or…?