I’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell it.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Bidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Fuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.
HKPiax@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Believe it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
HKPiax@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted