its like flatworms, they do the same. i think earthworms and relatives are more mutual, they fertilize each other at the same time without fighting.
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chisel@piefed.social 1 day ago
Huh, TIL
https://www.kqed.org/science/1446777/everything-you-never-wanted-to-know-about-snail-sex
When snails copulate, two penises enter two vaginal tracts. Both snails in a pairing transfer sperm, but whichever snail got in the best shot with the dart has a better chance of ultimately fertilizing eggs.
First they stab eachother. The better the stab, the more effective the stabber’s sperm will be. Then they exchange fluids. Then they settle down, buy a minivan, and waste away in an office until they die.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.
Zink@programming.dev 1 day ago
When snails copulate, two penises enter two vaginal tracts.
That reminds me of this sweet old love song by an old cowboy band.
[Outro]
Criticize what you wreck
We’re fucking you back
Fucking you back
notabot@piefed.social 1 day ago
They’re snails, they are the minivans.
AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s 2025. Even snails are renting their homes these days.
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 1 day ago
Unless they’re.. (pause) .. disco snails! 🐌🕺
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
for tons of parasites.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 hours ago
Between that and their anus being in their forehead you have to realize that there is there is intelligent design he’s an evil fucker
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
Sounds like they were designed by a Spore player. 😂
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