Less than 2 minutes of humping and Amazon sends you Viagra overnight.
Comment on AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Are they analyzing your sleep telemetry so they can send you ads for nasal strips and melanin?!?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Accidentally spill water in your bed and the next thing you know you’re getting adult diaper ads on every device you own for the rest of your life.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
They’re gathering something. Like a lot of “smart” stuff that’s connected to AWS, there’s just no reason to do it that way other than to take your data.