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RaoulDuke@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Atkat@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m goint to share some truths here, like some detailed scientific truths about all that, and it’a stuff everybody should know. And you can trust me; I’ve been in the business of doing it (er, not the literal “business” of doing it…well not the whole time, anyway) for almost 25 years now.

  Here’s one very valuable thing to know: the average depth of a vaginas around 4-5 inches. If you’re really long, (and even just 6" can be “really long” for shallower vaginal depths) you can easily go too deep during vaginal sex and hit our cervix, which can REALLY hurt.

  One past partner of mine in particular had over 9 inches, and there were a few positions we tried that I coule do with others but we couldn’t do because it just made him hit too deep and it hurt.

  So, more length in inches, even when women think they want that, it’s not necessary after a certain, close to average amount of inches.

  Now, when it comes to girth, that’s a different story. But a bit more on that in a second; I need to explain something about vaginas first:

  So, although the notion that vaginas “loosen” over time with repeated use is a complete myth, a spectrum of natural tightness for vaginas does exist. It relates to female bone structure around the hips and pelvis. The bones can spread/flare out more, or be closer together. A woman with a natural thigh gap, for example, is an example of more far apart bones, meaning less natural tightness in her pussy.

  …which makes it kind of funny that thigh gaps were a beauty trend all women seemed to want for a while. Vindication for any woman reading this that beat herself up back then for failing to develop a thigh gap after trying so hard to. Now you know, not your fault, it was your super tight pussy getting in the way!😉

  Ok, now back to chodes! You see, since some vaginas are naturally less tight, in order to achieve a comparable amount of stimulation to a woman who is tighter, the only statisDick that matters in her case is girth, not length. A 4 inch dick that’s really thick versus a 9 inch dick that isn’t, whem it comes to this woman, the 4 inch would provide better stimulation!

  But don’t despair if yours is not super girthy though, because like I mentioned there are naturally extra tight vaginas out there that an average girth is totally enough for. I should know. 😛

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  • RaoulDuke@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks! Lol my post was intended as a joke, but I definitely appreciate your response. I don’t have a gf, my wife would be upset.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s usually what they say when putting it in their mouth. But they usually prefer larger when engaging in PIV

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She is just trying to make you feel better.

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