Comment on Poor salmon

• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can easily get out of.

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  • turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.

    Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everyone loves lox

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    silver lining

    Again with the word choice!

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  • grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.

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  • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Death by Snu Snu

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)

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