Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
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BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 weeks agoStill involves the fish dying
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 days ago
That’s a lot closer to fucking than what I get.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Death by Snu Snu
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can easily get out of.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Again with the word choice!
turdcollector69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.
Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Everyone loves lox
grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?