Comment on Poor salmon

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Still involves the fish dying

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can easily get out of.

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    • turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.

      Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Everyone loves lox

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      silver lining

      Again with the word choice!

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    • grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.

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    • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Death by Snu Snu

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)

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