I would insist on a regular inspection protocol. Cat could have an underground relocation system for averting defensive preemptive strikes.
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Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks agoMy cat knows about nuclear war. He simply hasn’t chosen to exercise the knowledge.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
True, it’s common knowledge that all cats know the exact time and date when the first bombs are going to fall, leading to the fall and eventual extinction of the human race
But they all refuse to tell us because they’re silly furry goobers
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Common misconception. Not all of them, just the ones that change colors around radiation.