Oh my god I hadn’t read them before but those are 100% faked wtf
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Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that the a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”
It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Yeah no they’re fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I’m asking you if you remember.
mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Wut?? Do you have a link? I searched but only coming up with a fox new video seems unrelated. Must be behind the curve on this story I haven’t seen these texts but that sounds fucking hilarious.
flandish@lemmy.world 2 days ago
right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 day ago
You might even say they manufactured it all to gain the consent of the people.
flandish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
found the Chomsky! 😉😂💚
obre@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And the Iraq war
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 19 hours ago
Its almost feels like a scene in a comedy where a grown ass man is playing with dolls that look like his enemies and he makes them speak like morons.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
It’s comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 19 hours ago
They think people are stupid because they themselves are stupid.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Have you met Trumpers?