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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.

There is no way he’s a good guy.

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bless@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Dumbledore is Santa Claus?

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- Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.
  
  Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.
  
  Both have elf slave labor.
  
  Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.
  
  Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.
  
  However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.
  
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0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
The elves should unionize. Let’s see that fat-ass Santa make a few billion gifts on his own.

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axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
For anyone who hasn’t seen it, give David sedaris’ “6-8 black men a listen.”

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