Comment on Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 1 day agoSince Santa isn’t real, I would say the answer is a definitive, no.
Comment on Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 1 day agoSince Santa isn’t real, I would say the answer is a definitive, no.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.
There is no way he’s a good guy.
axexrx@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
For anyone who hasn’t seen it, give David sedaris’ “6-8 black men a listen.”
bless@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
Dumbledore is Santa Claus?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.
Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.
Both have elf slave labor.
Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.
Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.
However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.
0ops@piefed.zip 15 hours ago
The elves should unionize. Let’s see that fat-ass Santa make a few billion gifts on his own.