Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO

ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Emphasis on AND. Putting lasers near your eyes is a sober activity.

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  • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is true. Laser Doppler Vibrometry and Atomic Force Microscopy are two legitimate examples of using lasers near your eyes while sober.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Im working my way up intensity to build an immunity. I’m all the way to class IV indirect. Hoping to achieve direct by the next eclipse so I don’t need my Raybans.

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      • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        When you gain the superpower to shoot lasers from your eyeballs, I am going to have a few contracts for you.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do not take psychedelic with remaining eye.

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  laser light has this way of enhancing interference patterns as it spreads out, this is why it has weird looking patterns when projected in a wide angle.

  This is also probably what the person in this post was seeing and tripping on, staring directly into a laser pointer while high as balls.

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  • traceur402@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It appears to be on some sort of apparatus that can make it draw a line, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some gimmick that makes it actually draw cryptic letters or something too

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Take psychedelics, why not, go for it.
  Put lasers near your eyes, absolutely.
  But never, EVER, take psychedelics
  and ALWAYS put salt in your eyes!

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