Comment on The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...

• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Welcome to McDonalds
  Would you like to report any serious crimes today?

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi, I’m a near ghost that has evaded capture against all odds, would you mind holding my bag o’ incriminating evidence while I order some nuggets?

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      President Not-Dead is excited about nuggies in his Huggies

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• violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  he was inside the mcdonald's though he don't use the drive thru

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  • LilDumpy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what they WANT you to think.

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