Sort of the perfect gift for someone who refuses to accept their lactose intolerance. Hides those times when defeat slips from between the clenched cheeks of victory. It also gives them something to look at while suffering the consequences of one too many sips of a milkshake which, if it was coming out any faster, would still be cold.
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
…oh it’s a cow hide.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
notabot@piefed.social 1 week ago
What ‘delightful’ imagery. “If it was coming out any faster, would still be cold.” just about did me in. Bravo!
Klear@quokk.au 1 month ago
It's a cow! Hide!