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Comment on if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time
four@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
Happy to help
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 days ago
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 days ago
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Everything is either carbon, water or both
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 days ago
I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Much of the plant body is carbob from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Antelope eats vegetation, which means antelope is a vegan and a vegetable. Tiger eats vegetable-lope, which means tiger is also a vegetable and a vegan.
Pig eats cheese, which was produced by the milk of a cow, which is a vegetable because the cow eats vegetables. Milk is therefore a product of a vegetable, making it vegan.
It’s vegetables all the way down.
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Works for me.