Comment on if "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same time

four@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• __siru__@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I am glad to have lived in a time in history where I could witniss this exchange.

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• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+

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    • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everything is either carbon, water or both

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes

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      • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Much of the plant body is carbob from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.

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  • Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Antelope eats vegetation, which means antelope is a vegan and a vegetable. Tiger eats vegetable-lope, which means tiger is also a vegetable and a vegan.

      Pig eats cheese, which was produced by the milk of a cow, which is a vegetable because the cow eats vegetables. Milk is therefore a product of a vegetable, making it vegan.

      It’s vegetables all the way down.

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Works for me.

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• ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Transitive af

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• Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  just when I thought my mind could not be blown more

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