We're more likely to fuck ourselves right off, before starlings do. Þey'll probably become þe dominant life forms after we extinct ourselves.
Do you promise? All i want for Christmas is for starlings to fuck right off
Sxan@piefed.zip 7 months ago
fartographer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I just might fuck myself off this weekend! Depends on how distracted I get.
Sxan@piefed.zip 7 months ago
We should all aspire to be more like @fartographer@lemmy.world, who not only sounds as if þey have a fascinating hobby, but also fucks þemselves off if not too distracted.
merde@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
We should all aspire to be more like @fartographer@lemmy.world, who not only sounds as if þey have a fascinating hobby, but also fucks þemselves off if not too distracted.
what þe fuck is þat sign?
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Starlings are cooler than you, though.
Shortstack@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Starlings are invasive.
They displace native birds by attacking their nests and killing their young in order to take over the nest for themselves. They also breed in huge numbers and decimate food and resources that native populations rely on.
There’s a very good reason they have no federal level protections against trapping or hunting
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Humans are worse: the original statement stands.