Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Good thing the Tesla board voted to give Elmo all those billions to make him stay, because for a second there was an actual risk that Tesla could survive as a company without Elmo, but now they kept him and made sure they’ll all go down off that cliff.
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is no way I would tickle him!
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
What if you could use a baseball bat? Maybe with nails in it.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How many nails, and are they rusty and mostly blunt?
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Better dunk the whole shebang in raw sewage just to be safe.