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Does any one remember the toy and show, “care bears?” We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, “Charmin bear shit,” and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.

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krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency when it concerns children.

It is the only reasonable counter to “won’t somebody please think of the children?”

Like. Sure. This is what we think of children.

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- sours@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
  Guy, we could legalize child soldiers tomorrow and as long as they promised to keep the kids from home 8 hours a day people would throw their kids at them…
  
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i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I love the Internet

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ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Betcha it already exists and you just haven’t checked the right sites.

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Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I appreciate you and wish you luck on your pitch to Corus.

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- Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Thanks, it will have to be a joint venture with proctor and gamble.
  
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