Comment on Better check the closet, too

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or polygamists.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.

  If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.

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• DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, a in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won't be an issue but I'd rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    long-teen relationship

    Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?

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    • DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gotta watch out if they're left handed, too.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Randy Newman agrees

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.

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