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Comment on Have you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet."
floo@retrolemmy.com 2 days ago
No, because there’s no correlation between the two
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
LOL, there’s a bit! In middle school gym class, us boys had to shower together, and yeah, height = shoe size = dick. I have seent it! And the couple of black kids were indeed packing anacondas, sporting an “S” in their whitey-titites.
And before y’all call me a perv, us little boys were going through puberty and were very concerned about this issue, checking each other on the down-low. We were also terrified of popping a random boner in those wimpy gym shorts because, damn!, those 8th grade girls were tall and fine! We were also too dumb to figure out why they skipped gym class a couple of days each month, so there’s that.
Best part was the popular, handsome guys with toddler dicks that stuck straight out! Man, fuck 'em.
I am the exception that proves the rule. 7.5" hard (on a good day) , 5’8", 8.5 shoe. Over and under all the way around! Whatever. Best compliment I ever got on my penis? Sitting on the rocks by the Gulf, she pulls open my jeans and her eyes bugged out. 'Nuff said.
OK, I’m drunk, gonna brag, why not? I got stories and I’m not sure how long I’ll be on Earth. (Heart/lung issues, not suicidal.)
Turned down a stripper neighbor. Helped her move her white-trash ass and her kids after getting evicted. She was thanking me and leaned in for a kiss, pretended to miss it, spun on my heel and walked off. Heard her stutter step on the driveway! 😆 Like I’m going let this woman manipulate me like all the other simps. Damn but was she hot!
We went to my house to party, she didn’t seem interested, told her that her and the kids could crash, went to bed un-laid. :( Next morning I hear Saturday morning cartoons, “Aw, crap, kids are up.” She busts in the room with a butter knife, looking violent, asks if the door locks. “Um.” She pries up the door frame and jams the knife in. Fucks my brains out for a few, rolls off, “Well, that was better than I expected.”, leaves. “Um.”
OK, one more while I’m rattling drunk.
Gf and I were having the throw-down fight. Ya know? The final boss fight where words can’t be taken back? I won’t relate the evil shit I said.
“Look at you! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic, and if your dick wasn’t so big you wouldn’t be worth nuthin!”
“Um.”
I have no idea why I wrote all that.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I hope the hangover isn’t too bad 🫡
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 day ago
what was that with the knife ?
uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
She used it to jam the door so kids wouldn’t bust in.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There is no outside feature on men that cam predict dick size, including height.
When in middle school, the reason height and dick size are related is due to testosterone at that age and who is developing sooner, it isn’t per se an indication of actual adult dick size. You were just observing the influence of testosterone and puberty.
I have met several gigantic dicks, some on short men. I have met several very tall men with tiny dicks. There is no way to know someone’s dick size until you look at their dick.
Alcoholism will ruin your ability to get hard and apparently one redeeming quality so you may want to get that in check or learn how to eat mad pussy
raptir@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Thanks for this.