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• TheMinister@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a periscopic girlfriend. She sticks her little eyeball up the to the surface so I can stay under the water cruising along and fire nukes and kill the Russians and Germans

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a prehistoric girlfriend. She mostly hunts and gathers.

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    • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.

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    • ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I want a hunt and gatherer girlfriend, wtf.

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  • RedPostItNote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re a lucky man

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• elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh, so thats where the expression seersucker comes form!

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