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rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Good people spend way too much time worrying about being embarrassed.
Take it, show up clean, well dressed, wearing just a hint of something that smells good.
Do something fun and engaging. This isn’t a girlfriend, this isn’t a perspective girlfriend, this is you, going out to do something fun. Your goal is to have a shared fun experience with the other person. If it turns into more, Great. If it doesn’t turn into more you had fun.
Your primary goal is to not make a bad impression everything else is left to the wind.
Good people spend way too much time worrying about being embarrassed.
The fear of embarrassment in front of imagined people is literally ruining our world, social media in particular has been like a cocktail of crack cocaine and steroids to this effect.
I believe everybody should get a downvoted comment every now and then. Have a real opinion, people!
(I mean things like enjoying Nickelback or hating dogs. No bigotry)
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have a perspective girlfriend. She sees things I do not. That’s why we get along.
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I have a periscopic girlfriend. She sticks her little eyeball up the to the surface so I can stay under the water cruising along and fire nukes and kill the Russians and Germans
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have a prehistoric girlfriend. She mostly hunts and gathers.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 day ago
I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I want a hunt and gatherer girlfriend, wtf.
RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re a lucky man
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Oh, so thats where the expression seersucker comes form!