I have a perspective girlfriend. She sees things I do not. That’s why we get along.
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rumba@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Good people spend way too much time worrying about being embarrassed.
Take it, show up clean, well dressed, wearing just a hint of something that smells good.
Do something fun and engaging. This isn’t a girlfriend, this isn’t a perspective girlfriend, this is you, going out to do something fun. Your goal is to have a shared fun experience with the other person. If it turns into more, Great. If it doesn’t turn into more you had fun.
Your primary goal is to not make a bad impression everything else is left to the wind.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Oh, so thats where the expression seersucker comes form!
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I have a periscopic girlfriend. She sticks her little eyeball up the to the surface so I can stay under the water cruising along and fire nukes and kill the Russians and Germans
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I have a prehistoric girlfriend. She mostly hunts and gathers.
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I want a hunt and gatherer girlfriend, wtf.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 7 months ago
I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.
RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re a lucky man
ameancow@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The fear of embarrassment in front of imagined people is literally ruining our world, social media in particular has been like a cocktail of crack cocaine and steroids to this effect.
GiveOver@feddit.uk 7 months ago
I believe everybody should get a downvoted comment every now and then. Have a real opinion, people!
(I mean things like enjoying Nickelback or hating dogs. No bigotry)