Comment on A fair punishment for the obscene hoarding of wealth

• kautau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes and hold times. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it was received

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  • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can I get some music while I wait?? 🧐

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Turns out Nickelback went to hell and they have to continuously perform for eternity to operate hell’s hold music, so, you can listen to something while you wait. If you hit 2 you get Jessica Black’s Friday on repeat but you can’t go back, so choose carefully

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      • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        adding another suggestion to the list

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A poorly ripped, low quality mp3 that sounds vaguely like a song you heard once in some kind of office elevator plays, that is 23 seconds long, but is looped for a 30 second timer, then theres an unnaturally long pause before the “your call is important to us” message plays, completing a 1 minute time cycle.

      The music starts again.

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      • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You, sir, (or madam) deserve a drafty spot in hell

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