Comment on ‘If I switch it off, my girlfriend might think I’m cheating’: inside the rise of couples location sharing

• shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well then that’s just too bad for me, isn’t it?

  Obviously I have my phone on me so I could just dial 911. If your phone breaks when whatever occurs to you, then your spouse or whatever isn’t going to be able to track your location and you’re not going to be able to call 911 either. So either way you’re fucked.

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But what if a T-Rex swats your phone away but gets distracted trying to pick it up with his tiny arms, and forgets to eat you, huh? Bet you didn’t consider that likely scenario eh Buster Brown?

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  • Kacarott@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t be silly, you’ll obviously have your hands full defending your spleen from chipmunks, no time to dial 911

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i’d get those chipmunks some cheese.

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