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Say everybody have you seen my balls
they’re big and salty and brown!
If you ever need em’ quick
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
they’re packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!

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pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Hey, wait a minute… What’s that smell?

Smell like something burning… Well that don’t confront me none.

Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

Baby you better get back in the kitchen, ‘cause I got a sneakin’ suspicion.

Oh man… baby… BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!

Help me, my balls on fire!!!

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Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.

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- yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  It’s Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.
  
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  - Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Absolutely mental that the person who posted this pic didn’t know the reference.
    
    I’m old.
    
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- Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  It’s a song, not a poem (though I guess songs are poems too).
  
  It’s classic South Park (about 40 seconds in is the main bit)
  
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- PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
  Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.
  
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