Comment on Why is it called eating ass if you don't actually eat it?

• TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.

  … well, then again…

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we’re ever going to discover the next major sex move, we’re all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we’re cleaning the starfish.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.

      Let’s test this out!

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