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No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain's gone blank moments? Now you know.

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TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Are you trying to deport me???

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- notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Believe it or not...straight to jail.
  
  I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.
  
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  - TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive
    
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    notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Hmm.
    /me Makes you disappear entirely except for your mouth.
    
    Promptly get stuck in a boobytrapped express elevator.
    
    Ok, fair enough.
    
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    xylol@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Just the belly button robots then
    
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