Just pause time itself. There, everyone is sleeping.
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TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 month agoI’m fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time
Lag@lemmy.world 1 month ago
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain's gone blank moments? Now you know.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you trying to deport me???
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
Believe it or not...straight to jail.
I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive