Comment on Just.....why?

• lauha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goddammit, Oral-B, I told you I was traveling this week!

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sets up VPN to trick it into brushing from home

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  • freebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!

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• Vinstaal0@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a data collection joke.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”

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