Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and be mad at their ungrateful attitude for bringing back lunch.

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there.

    Wouldn’t want to be unwittingly keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

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    • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.

    No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.

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