Occasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
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basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
_wizard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
avattar@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
And then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered
Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Alien adoption