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SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.

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kerntucky@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

Out of context that just sounds weird.

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crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

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- SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I feel like maybe the chicken should be stuffed with spicy peppers, and the aspic as well, because when it comes out of the pit roast and gets cut into, it’s going to be really small and can just sort of ooze into everything else, or make a sauce for everything else, like whoever finds the watermelon sauce bowl wins the banquet because everyone’s looking forward to the sauce and that gets the meat cut nicely into and nobody quite knows where to find the melon you see. Bc they don’t know how it went together.
  
  Epic.
  
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