Comment on Melon-chicken-Aspic

thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

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    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I feel like maybe the chicken should be stuffed with spicy peppers, and the aspic as well, because when it comes out of the pit roast and gets cut into, it’s going to be really small and can just sort of ooze into everything else, or make a sauce for everything else, like whoever finds the watermelon sauce bowl wins the banquet because everyone’s looking forward to the sauce and that gets the meat cut nicely into and nobody quite knows where to find the melon you see. Bc they don’t know how it went together.

      Epic.

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  • kerntucky@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

    Out of context that just sounds weird.

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When it comes to quantities such as these, I don’t think they bother measuring.

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    • gac11@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stuffed into a turkey

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pig Anus

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