They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics.
What a shit show they’ve become.
Comment on Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users
floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month agoExactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics.
What a shit show they’ve become.
Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
Wow who’s your butthole guy?
Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”
huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are.
On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The banks are legally required to know who you are. It’s part of AML and anti-terrorist financing laws
It’s called KYC or “know your customer”.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
KYC? Isn’t that a sex lube?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Who is floop?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am floop!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I’m on to you Spartacus!
MellowSnow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We are floop!