Comment on Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are.

  On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!

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  • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The banks are legally required to know who you are. It’s part of AML and anti-terrorist financing laws

    It’s called KYC or “know your customer”.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      KYC? Isn’t that a sex lube?

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who is floop?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am floop!

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m on to you Spartacus!

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      • MellowSnow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We are floop!

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• cuteness@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics.

  What a shit show they’ve become.

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• scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    37. Saved them the trouble.

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wow who’s your butthole guy?

      Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”

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      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?

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