I’m just imagining some douche with a broccoli haircut wondering around looking for his cell phone and muttering no cap.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
How come they are always from some far-off time period? You’d think someone would have encountered a ghost of someone who died a week prior by now.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
My new apartment is haunted. Every night around 3 am, I hear the ghastly wails of “we’re cooked, chat” and “lol I paid the ‘phantom’ tax! Get it?”
SGforce@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Spooksmaxing
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Chat is this rizz?
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Chat, is this real?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
no cap on god?
Mothra@mander.xyz 3 days ago
Maybe it takes time for the spirit to coalesce into our dimension, or maybe it takes them a very long time to travel all the way to heaven/hell/purgatory or wherever the heck they go through after dying and that explains the time gaps
Nemo@midwest.social 3 days ago
How do you know you haven’t?
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s like Dr Manhattan, it takes time to come back together as a cohesive entity.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Ghost licensing is predatory.
It’s easier to just wait until the ghost can be published in the public domain.
Blame Disney.