Shit, Oracle was down in the low $400B range in May. Apparently being evil pays well in the current administration.
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Tinidril@midwest.social 1 week agoA little searching finds only on company that really fits the bill. Costco has a market cap of $433B and had a reported $14.8B cash on hand as of May 11. That’s an interesting possibility that I wouldn’t have guessed. Costco is less evil than most big corporations, so that’s a little hopeful if I got it right.
Tinidril@midwest.social 1 week ago
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Costco already creates the perfect hotdog.
I say they should invest in bringing back the Polish dog. That was fucking delicious.
Avidis@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Come on up to Canada, we still got that garlic bomb. I can still taste the one from last week 🤤
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If it costs $1.51 I’m gonna flip shit.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you’re valid.
insomniac@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
It’s almost certainly Oracle but there’s a slight possibility this is correct
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Soylent dogs