Comment on Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Tinidril@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A little searching finds only on company that really fits the bill. Costco has a market cap of $433B and had a reported $14.8B cash on hand as of May 11. That’s an interesting possibility that I wouldn’t have guessed. Costco is less evil than most big corporations, so that’s a little hopeful if I got it right.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

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    • lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Costco already creates the perfect hotdog.

      I say they should invest in bringing back the Polish dog. That was fucking delicious.

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      • Avidis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Come on up to Canada, we still got that garlic bomb. I can still taste the one from last week 🤤

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      If it costs $1.51 I’m gonna flip shit.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you’re valid.

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      • insomniac@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        It’s almost certainly Oracle but there’s a slight possibility this is correct

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Soylent dogs

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  • Tinidril@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Shit, Oracle was down in the low $400B range in May. Apparently being evil pays well in the current administration.

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