On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
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shininghero@pawb.social 9 months ago
Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!
THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
I guess I’m above average!
That’s the old school phone
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
stupe@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.
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Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.