Comment on Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain

Feddinat0r@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

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  • Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!

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    • Feddinat0r@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Second that

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      do you at least get some back?

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      • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

        /s lol

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

      just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Segue into sexy time

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