Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

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• KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aahhhh winner:

  “that watch?”

  You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea

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• Diurnambule@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or a Guy Richie film.

  “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *scratches head with gun*

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