Nah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out.
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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 weeks agoThe fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin.
And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you’ll really enjoy church.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
oo1@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Yes, yes.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My contribution is just as valid, unless you’re looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Genuinely, that’s not how literary criticism works.