Comment on Italian style pizza

original_reader@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m going to start my own pizza brand and label it “now with no asbestos!”.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is but that, all the others must have asbestos otherwise they’d say they don’t right.

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  • Lime66@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Relevant XKCd

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New improved recipe without asbestos!

    (may contain used needles and metal fillings)

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Real Cheese is akin to Genuine Leather

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• turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.

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  • original_reader@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True. That makes things even worse!

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• kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a four cheese though… Which one is the real one?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What you’re expecting 400% real cheese? This ain’t Whole Foods man.

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• bhagdatfa@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bought some chocolate covered raisins but i found out theyre actually “chocolate flavored covered raisins”

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