This one guy always hanged at out playground and really did seem to like children. Always had candy on the back of his van as well.
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floo@retrolemmy.com 5 months ago
People like pets. Nobody likes children.
Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 5 months ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like them when they hit age 10-11 or so and their logic circuits start to kick in.
medgremlin@midwest.social 5 months ago
But when they’re really young you can do things like convince them that trees walk and that’s why trees in cities are in those little cages or pens. (They do actually use their roots to pull themselves around a bit, but it takes a very long time for the amount of movement to be noticeable.)
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I did use my powers for evil once and convinced the neighbor kid that string cheese came from cheese trees.