Comment on Google's AI now listens to your English language phone conversations

• FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or at least not in conversational English. Me “The cheese is old and moldy.” Wife “Roses eggs” Me “Bach unaccounted.”

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    haha very cryptic, i love that ^^

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    • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In plain English this means

      Me “Have you checked for eggs recently? I just saw a bunch in the nesting boxes. Too many for one day.” Wife “Yeah, it’s been a while. Even Rose [the duck], who hasn’t laid an egg in five years, probably laid one.” Me “I haven’t seen our special needs cat, the one we trapped as part of a TNR run on our own property, in the last 12 hours. Have you seen that blessed dumb beast who walks like he is drunk? If you see him now could you bring him inside?”

      Any sufficiently developed culture has its own language. In this house we go out of our way to make obtuse inside joke references to keep each other on our toes.

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      • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: “Womp womp” You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: “Womp, womp?” You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: “Kept you on your toes didn’t I?”

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        amazing compression factor, say a novel-worth of information in a couple of words

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No wheezing the juice!

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    • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Buddddiey

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  • AJ1@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so basically you communicate through a string of auto-generated usernames. clever. do you have a rotating cipher? that’s the way to do it if you want to stay ahead of the Nazis

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